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Movie In A Movie (Love Theme From All Critics Must Die)

from Goldmark After Dark by Tony Goldmark

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The theme song from the upcoming horror-comedy ALL CRITICS MUST DIE

lyrics

A maniac
Plans his next attack,
He craves him some killin' and murderin'
He sees some teens
He thinks, "Cool beans"
Soon victim number one is lettin' out a blood curdlin' scream
The director views it all on a view screen from off screen
He's drinkin’ whiskey from a paper cup
As maniac number two sneaks up
He raises his machete with maniacal laugh
The director yells "Cut!" and gets CUT STONE COLD IN HALF!

Movie in a movie!
Sneakin' up from behind
It's a movie in a movie
Murder for show
Or did we just blow your damn minds?

A buncha ghosts
Sit around, engrossed
Watchin' that guy get bisected
It’s movie night
At the house of fright
They talk about the shot and how it ties to connected themes
Then the Ghostbusters bust through the flat screen and cross streams
They blow up the whole universe
And all of the survivors get a deadly curse
It’s all being seen at a theater on fire
By a trio of teens, one of whom is a vampire!

Movie in a movie
Recursive cinema
It’s a movie in a movie
Strap in for the ride
The movie’s inside
Of a...

Movie ‘bout an angel who falls from above
Who wipes out all humanity and learns how to love
Inside a film about a zombie who yearns to be free
Inside a re-imagining of Mac and Me
Inside a Holocaust musical with songs by Drake
Inside a Smell-O-Vision Nature Trail To Hell remake
Inside an outer space pirate flick with Shia LaBeouf
Inside a biopic about the life of Shia LaBeouf
Inside an buddy cop flick where Jason Statham cries
Inside a romantic comedy where everyone dies
Inside an inspirational sports film about hackeysack
Inside the long-awaited prequel to Kangaroo Jack!
Movie in a movie in a movie!

The audience
Confused and tense
Is wonderin’ just what the hell was that
The internet
Won’t soon forget
To never make another movie like that because that sucked
Another victim of a bad script, bad timing and worse luck
But wait! Amid the sea of hate is one lone guy
He says “I kinda liked it!” and gets crucified
He vows revenge on every critic, and every review
And when he’s resurrected
It’s filmed and directed
That director gets filmed by a behind the scenes crew
And the cycle begins anew!

Movie in a movie
Nobody knows what’s what
It’s a movie in a movie
We all start to groan
And crawl up our own freakin’ butts!

Movie in a movie
So much for my career
It’s a movie in a movie
So far up we crawl
I think we might all disappear

Movie in a movie
Nowhere to run or hide
It’s a movie in a movie
The fuse has been lit
It’s time to commit criticide
‘Cause we all know ALL CRITICS MUST DIE!

credits

from Goldmark After Dark, released April 15, 2014
Lead Vocals: Tony Goldmark
Guitar: Gary Potterton
Keyboards: Henry Salvia
Bass: Paul Olguin
Drums: Paul Revelli
Gang Vocals: Sam Barry, Joe Goldmark, Tony Goldmark, Gary Potterton, Henry Salvia and Jack Shen

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