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lyrics
(Scat and guitar intro)
Well, it's 3AM
I got a truckload of lemons
And a hundred fifty miles ahead
If I'm gonna make it
Alert and awake
I'm gonna need another cup a' not dead
'Nother cup a' not dead, 'nother cup a' not dead, 'nother cup a' not dead.
Well the coffee's gone cold
And I'd sell my soul
To trade my smelly cab for a bed
If I wanna stay alive
As I drive and drive
I’m gonna need another pill a' not dead
'Nother pill a' not dead, 'nother pill a' not dead, 'Nother pill a' not dead.
Now say what you will
About the trucker's pill
I like to pop 'em 'til my eyes turn red
But they just this second
Wore off so I reckon
I'm-a need another bottle a' not dead
'Nother bottle a' not dead, 'nother bottle a' not dead, 'nother bottle a' not dead.
Well, when what you need no longer needs you
And the pain you been fightin’ off pulls on through
Just upgrade to somethin’ that’ll keep you full a' dread
‘Cause you sure don’t wanna pass out and then crash and then DEAD!
Mm-papa-mm-pah-mm-papowpow
Now I know what you're thinkin'
I should NOT be drinkin'
But my liver's crying out to be fed
I tried to mix the Jim Bean
With some sweet caffeine
And now I need another line a' not dead
'Nother line a' not dead, 'nother line a' not dead, 'nother line a' not dead.
Don't pay me no mind
I'm a-feelin' fine
You're tryin' to tell me YOUR nose never bled?
Now the blood on the floor
Just pours and pours
And now I need another eight-ball a' not dead
'Nother eight-ball a' not dead, 'nother eight-ball a' not dead, 'nother eight-ball a' not dead
Now my brain says "Stop!"
Like a know-it-all cop
But I'll listen to my heart instead
And my heart keeps a-beatin'
A-cravin' the sweet-a-ness
Of yet another vial a' not dead
'Nother vial a' not dead, 'nother vial a' not dead, 'nother vial a' not dead.
Well, when life hits you like an eighteen-wheeler
Gotta get on your knees, try to please your dealer
'Til he injects the good stuff into your head
'Cause if I don't take these drugs I might wake up
Dead wacka dead wacka dead wacka dead wacka dead, a-wacka dead!
Well my knuckles are bright
Freakin' BLINDIN' white
I’ll pump ALL you goblin demons fulla lead!
I don’t know where I am
And don’t give a damn
I just need another experimental cranial injection of this newly discovered hormone that gives super-intelligence to apes a' not dead.
‘Nother experiment-– hey, what’s this? Warning: May cause excessive scat. What's that mea...?
(excessive scat and guitar solo)
I'll spill my load
When my heart explodes
If I don't put these habits to bed
If I'm gonna make it over
This next week sober
Gonna need another pack a' not dead
'Nother pack a' not dead, 'nother pack a' not dead, 'nother pack a' not dead, 'nother pack a' not dead, 'nother pack a' not dead, 'nother pack a' not dead, 'nother pack a' not dead, 'nother pa-- (coughing until the song ends)
credits
from Goldmark After Dark,
released April 15, 2014
Vocal: Tony Goldmark
Guitar: Gary Potterton
Bass: Paul Olguin
Drums: Paul Revelli
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