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A parody of "Beauty and the Beast" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
Original Music by Alan Menken
Original Lyrics by Howard Ashman
Parody Lyrics by Tony Goldmark and Kyle Kallgren

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VEN:
Vincent Cassel's film
David Pownall's play
Golan-Globus too
Tried to make it new
With Miss DeMornay

David Lister twice
Meat Loaf videos
Twilight: Breaking Dawn
Perlman comma Ron
Disney’s and Cocteau’s

Jean Cocteau once said
And we say again
Film won’t be an art
‘Til they make its parts
Cheap as ink and pen!

David Bowie's song
Also Stevie Nicks
Books around the world
Beastly with that girl
From the spring break flick

Films with Kevin James
Some Australian show
TV’s Kreuk and Ryan
Monday nights at nine
Disney and Cocteau

Even the X-Men
It will never end
Disney and Cocteau

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from Brows Held High: Beauty and the Beast, released September 26, 2014
VEN HOSKY as Ven.

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