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lyrics
I circle the block a twelfth damn time
I ask my offended self why I'm
Allowing these parked cars to keep their insistence
On maintaining their existences
And just as I tie my rage in knots
Abruptly my brain connects the dots
These fingers inside my blood-drenched gloves
Were wrapped 'round the steering wheel of
A police car I found in my driveway!
I came to my senses and parked in the red
But when I emerged from the church I was robbing
The car was gone and I was stranded
It's all (it's all) everyone else's fault
I'll never know what they were thinking
It's all (it's all) everyone else's fault
Get off of my butt while I'm drinking
I wander along down thirteenth street
I'm wondering how I'll word my tweet
About this mad dog following me for hours
I think it's got superpowers
He is telling me telepathically
"Put kids on a leash, let dogs run free!"
I feed him some sandwich meat by hand
Meat from the ribs of the man
In the tow truck who took away my car
That fellow cannot think, and therefore he ain't!
And just when I thought I had solved my dog problem
Hippies doused my new dog coat with red paint
It's all (it's all) everyone else's fault
I don't think I'll ever forgive 'em
It's all (it's all) everyone else's fault
I won't march to their drummer's rhythm
(Drum solo interrupted)
I open the floorboards to inspect
The convict escapees I protect
I throw in a bear from a circus in Sydney
They're getting along splendidly!
And then at my door I hear some knocks
I slowly unlock all fourteen locks
Outside there's a brain-dead Nazi swine
Claiming he wants me to sign
For a package! He thinks he can fool me!
I know he's Gestapo, Glenn Beck taught me well!
I strangle the guy 'til he dies and now my
TV movie's in development hell
It's all (it's all) everyone else's fault
I'd love to get James Dean to play me
It's all (it's all) everyone else's fault
But that stupid jerk won't obey me
It's all (it's all) everyone else's fault
Then later my bear mauled some orphans
It's all (it's all) everyone else's fault
Well, there go my corporate endorsements
It's all (it's all) everyone else's fault
They're nothing but swindlers and jokers
It's all (it's all) everyone else's fault
And all of them so mediocre
It's all (it's all) everyone else's fault
I'll never know what they were thinking
(Fade Out)
credits
from Goldmark After Dark,
released April 15, 2014
Lead and Background Vocals: Tony Goldmark
Keyboards: Henry Salvia
Bass: Paul Olguin
Drums: Paul Revelli
Harmony Vocals: Garth Webber
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