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lyrics
(Officer down, officer down) (4x)
Life on the streets is always rough
There ain’t no mercy nowhere
The cops all getting paid by the pimps and thugs (pimps and thugs)
Only one on the beat is tough enough
To make this world less unfair
He’ll squish the bad guys like bugs!
Strong as seven men with the most unique of minds
He’s justice of the hardest kind! He's...
Officer Down, Officer Down (What?)
Officer Down, Officer Down (Hi!)
Officer Down, Officer Down (What happened?)
Officer Down, Officer Down! (My name is Officer Down of the Special Police! You’re all under molest!)
Born to a fifty-three-year-old
From her very very last egg
The doctors said he’d die but he proved ‘em wrong! (Proved ‘em wrong)
His blood runs swift, his brain runs cold
His urine runs down his leg
And now he got his very own theme song!
He’s hard to bend and impossible to break
You’ve just been busted by God’s mistake! He's...
Officer Down, Officer Down! (4x)
(You have the right to retain science! Anything you stay can be Batman. If you cannot afford Batman, Batman will become Superman!)
Whoa-oa, whoa-oa-oa
You know these streets, you know these streets
These streets can bring an officer down, down, down, down, down
You can break the law on the rooftops
You can break the law on the ground
Or you can break it on Down! (CRASH!) (Ow!)
Break the law on Officer Down’s crown
Officer Down, Officer Down (4x) (assorted improvised screaming)
“They gave me a heaven machine!” (gun shot) “Oops!”
OFFICER DOWN!
credits
from Goldmark After Dark,
released April 15, 2014
Lead and Background Vocals: Tony Goldmark
Guitar: Gary Potterton
Keyboard: Henry Salvia
Bass: Paul Olguin
Drums: Paul Revelli
Pedal Steel Guitar: Joe Goldmark
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